I like Sarah. Sarah is good. However, Don't be bad to people. Say thank U. You're welcome. Please listen to Carmen. I don't like the name either.
Please tell me if a seed in the forest in Norway goes
Orange, will you gimme a
Holla on my
Cphone? I don't know the
Hotline blink, but you know where the hotline
Bling. I see isolated thunderstorms. A desolate land riddle with intricate detail.
My gosh, the plate tectonics have sped up. It used to be plains, but NA! Now It's mountains. Wow, that was 34 years ago remember these law abiding areas were flatlands. But now they mountain lands. Oh, what great trouble come about these cities? If only I had an inkling of knowledge out of this mess.
Monday, March 14, 2016
Legend Of Party Parks; of Parks & Parties
It was the year 2033. We were living in a park. We were stationed in the abandoned ranger station at 3245 Station A in the foothills of Sarasota, in the Minnetonka region of Conset. Everything seemed pretty much black & white because of the daily rush. We had rain a lot. The rare exception was when I went out at night one night. I set out from the "cabin" in search of a meteor that had supposedly landed at the Distraction Point from Planet X45 Webb, and had landed a record 343 miles away. That's where the El Nino County Park was located, and was the site of Alandis, or The Canyon River. By the time I got there, it was nightfall. Anyhow, I did see something peculiar there. I saw what looked like a humanoid figure, with glowing blue eyes. I decided to call it a night, and returned to our Station. Upon arrival, I met back up with some of my old friends, Joe Teti, & Cody Lundin. We also had guests which included Mike Hammond, & Cody Kemper from Las Vegas. We were talking about a manuscript which was very recently written by Mr. Coldleaf. As a result, the text had contained a controversial note that said illegal ------. We will use the abbrev. MJ, which you may be able to guess what that might mean. Joe started telling me that this is embarrassing, because the phrase contains in itself two words that are bad. "Illegal is a bad word IMO. But to pair it up with MJ...is simply wrong, and even worse than MJ alone." Then a sheriff comes in, and tells us that we're in trouble. Why? Well, take it from the devil (sheriff) unfiltered: "Folks, I have a suspicion that we're dealing with a double negative here." Thankfully, nothing further ensued, so we just laughed it off. Cody Lundin started talking about people's personal lives. "If a sheriff finds a leaf up in there, just make sure that; it isn't green." "Yeah, true" I replied. Cody will now be abbreviate w/a C. Joe w/J, and Mr. Aychbom with an A.
C: Last time was when my grandson found a leaf in a home he was trying to break into, When he saw that the leaf was green, he started hollering in shear terror.
I: Well then. Sounds like somebody's coffee didn't turn out right.
J: True; he spilled his beans this morning, and it wasn't even roasted, so they were still green.
A: When there is a storm brewing.
C: It means the power of the universe is taking pictures because he is angry
A: Have yu ever noticed that when steam comes out of the nuclear reactor at Cape o' Canaveral in China, that there's lightning coming out like nobody's business?!
I: U sound just like Trump
J: Have you guys ever been to the Alandis area?
I: Ha! good one
J: We are older, so we don't see as much color as you. Basically all is B&W. Wait a minute
That's the moment when a bright light starting shining from nowhere, and into the Station. "We are now hearin' reports about the new law that has been enacted in the county." The radio started blairing. It was Anderson Cooper. "Hunting is now banned due to the recent sightings of rare blue eyed, blond haired people being spotted around Conset; Last night, a man took a trip to the Silky River of Conset. He started shining a light across the river, after which he started noticing a blond women. She tried tempting him to keep shining the light across so that he can walk across it. That's when the man was compelled to say, "I can't rely on the electric batteries no more."
C: Don't get married my man. That way, you can get another wife. Just like we can't get married with electronics, or else all we'll be buying is Smasung, after which we won't transition to another brand because we'll be too experienced with Smasung.
J: "You know, someone once said it."
C: You can lose love, but you cannot lose yo virginness
A: Or are you talking backwards?
I: NA man, that's true NA. Never a know, never.
C: Is the president fascist. NA?
A: RU serious man? those blue, blond peeps have forced him to ban hunting.
I: Yeah, they were playing poker upstairs. And they looked angry as nobody is business, when the light's flashed on their faces. They looked static because, well, it was a picture.
A: That right NA? (Mike Hammond called in. he didn't know where he was calling, or why)
M: What are you guys talking about NA?
A: Who tell U we talkin'?
M: Is this a prank call?
C: Yes. Anyhow, so we're talking 'bout how there's a piece of gas over there in tha hills.
Everything went quiet after that. That night, we would talk through the phone, me and Cody Kemper. I: Oh man, we had an argument today at a Station.
C: Sorry, I can't hear you NA
I: Oh, I just like saying that the demon can control a piece of Methane floating somewhere over them hills. Yeah, but wait! We get them there ideas from ze time I spent with them peeps at Station A in the middle o'zeConset wildaness!
C: Get out of there NA, ain't no such thing as a Loch Nessie NA!
Next day, there are two people talking at The Cabin, Mike Wigspill, & General Killroy, aka Roy.
R: Is it true that, in 1989, at about 5:23 pm, as you were driving past a bookstore, you started having cancer?
M: Yeah buddy!
R: Good, that's exactly the response they want to hear from me.
M: Yeah. Well. We can sit here and talk about it, or we can actually do something! My friends once tried to release gas into the air to help control the spread of weather change.
R: You know, that's interesting. But did you know, it is possible for a chimp to climb Everest? How about a meteor fall through the ozone layer over MI?
M: No, tell me more. How can I make this happen?
R: Well; How about this. Trump destroys our outpost in a morning at a 5 am. That can happen if a piece of gas goes through you NA. But, ONLY IF after that happens, you make a stop at Linda Ave. If a piece of gas goes through you, and you make a stop 2 minutes latest at a Linda Ave, you will be pleasantly surprised come summer morning. How did we get here?
*(Decipher the date) A plane will land in a La Nina in Aussie, during the chinese festival. And it will have a passenger on board. He will be a male, 5 ft, blue eyes, and blonde hair. And you will only be able to know his appearance telepathically...if you first go home, take a shower, and document the UFOs tonight over MI. For the UFOs to land in your backyard tonight, you will have to make sure that you talk to your friend Ted Cruz, then drink a cup of water, then place it on the table in yo kitchen. If you follow this through, what will happen is that you will gain intuition. Does it exist in yo head?
C: Last time was when my grandson found a leaf in a home he was trying to break into, When he saw that the leaf was green, he started hollering in shear terror.
I: Well then. Sounds like somebody's coffee didn't turn out right.
J: True; he spilled his beans this morning, and it wasn't even roasted, so they were still green.
A: When there is a storm brewing.
C: It means the power of the universe is taking pictures because he is angry
A: Have yu ever noticed that when steam comes out of the nuclear reactor at Cape o' Canaveral in China, that there's lightning coming out like nobody's business?!
I: U sound just like Trump
J: Have you guys ever been to the Alandis area?
I: Ha! good one
J: We are older, so we don't see as much color as you. Basically all is B&W. Wait a minute
That's the moment when a bright light starting shining from nowhere, and into the Station. "We are now hearin' reports about the new law that has been enacted in the county." The radio started blairing. It was Anderson Cooper. "Hunting is now banned due to the recent sightings of rare blue eyed, blond haired people being spotted around Conset; Last night, a man took a trip to the Silky River of Conset. He started shining a light across the river, after which he started noticing a blond women. She tried tempting him to keep shining the light across so that he can walk across it. That's when the man was compelled to say, "I can't rely on the electric batteries no more."
C: Don't get married my man. That way, you can get another wife. Just like we can't get married with electronics, or else all we'll be buying is Smasung, after which we won't transition to another brand because we'll be too experienced with Smasung.
J: "You know, someone once said it."
C: You can lose love, but you cannot lose yo virginness
A: Or are you talking backwards?
I: NA man, that's true NA. Never a know, never.
C: Is the president fascist. NA?
A: RU serious man? those blue, blond peeps have forced him to ban hunting.
I: Yeah, they were playing poker upstairs. And they looked angry as nobody is business, when the light's flashed on their faces. They looked static because, well, it was a picture.
A: That right NA? (Mike Hammond called in. he didn't know where he was calling, or why)
M: What are you guys talking about NA?
A: Who tell U we talkin'?
M: Is this a prank call?
C: Yes. Anyhow, so we're talking 'bout how there's a piece of gas over there in tha hills.
Everything went quiet after that. That night, we would talk through the phone, me and Cody Kemper. I: Oh man, we had an argument today at a Station.
C: Sorry, I can't hear you NA
I: Oh, I just like saying that the demon can control a piece of Methane floating somewhere over them hills. Yeah, but wait! We get them there ideas from ze time I spent with them peeps at Station A in the middle o'zeConset wildaness!
C: Get out of there NA, ain't no such thing as a Loch Nessie NA!
Next day, there are two people talking at The Cabin, Mike Wigspill, & General Killroy, aka Roy.
R: Is it true that, in 1989, at about 5:23 pm, as you were driving past a bookstore, you started having cancer?
M: Yeah buddy!
R: Good, that's exactly the response they want to hear from me.
M: Yeah. Well. We can sit here and talk about it, or we can actually do something! My friends once tried to release gas into the air to help control the spread of weather change.
R: You know, that's interesting. But did you know, it is possible for a chimp to climb Everest? How about a meteor fall through the ozone layer over MI?
M: No, tell me more. How can I make this happen?
R: Well; How about this. Trump destroys our outpost in a morning at a 5 am. That can happen if a piece of gas goes through you NA. But, ONLY IF after that happens, you make a stop at Linda Ave. If a piece of gas goes through you, and you make a stop 2 minutes latest at a Linda Ave, you will be pleasantly surprised come summer morning. How did we get here?
*(Decipher the date) A plane will land in a La Nina in Aussie, during the chinese festival. And it will have a passenger on board. He will be a male, 5 ft, blue eyes, and blonde hair. And you will only be able to know his appearance telepathically...if you first go home, take a shower, and document the UFOs tonight over MI. For the UFOs to land in your backyard tonight, you will have to make sure that you talk to your friend Ted Cruz, then drink a cup of water, then place it on the table in yo kitchen. If you follow this through, what will happen is that you will gain intuition. Does it exist in yo head?
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