Legend of Books...Mr. Naishum and Mr. Kitsmiller!

There is a man by the name of Mr. Waterwork. His real name would be Mr. Naishum. He just goes by Ax. Ax prefers to not talk about him at this moment, as he is kind of shying away. Whatnot. And I come from what's known as the "fascist" Union of aboriginal peoples. Ax prefers to be a socialist. I live amongst some people who are more skilled in primitive survival skills. On the contrary, Ax just likes to live mainstream society. You get me? So, he does all of that stupid stuff that his people do, while I get out there and try to live out in the wild. I get accustomed to severe conditions, including heat waves, droughts, as well as cold spells. I need to learn how to survive at least a week or three without food, and approximately two days without water. My tribe had to rely on old equipment that came from the 18th century or earlier. So we were like the Spartans, if you know what I mean. Ax came from a technological society that had more modern weaponry. And so, the legend goes that all of this took place in the future. Whenever there was a conflicy between me and Mr. Naishum, we had some big problems on our journey as we were trying to cross the vast terrain in order to get the enemy territory. First of all ,we had to deal with the miniature munchkins of China, which were so numerous that they were going mad. The communists, however, were socialistic. And Ax's society was nationalistic. I had spread some fliers to the opposing force which Ax was a part of. It was a form of propaganda. It was a letter that had stated the rumor going around, that there was a man named Mr. Kitsmiller from the continent of America. This man was hijacked by American rebel pilots aided by the Socialist Republic of China. As a result, "Sir Mike" as they've called him, landed in the wrong location of Suriname. This tragic mistake was made even worse when the Americans had learned that this drone was actually a rotocopter that was large enough to seat multiple people in one; and that the plans for producing this vehicle was hijacked from the SRC, or Socialist Republic of Canada... by the Chinese. Eventually Mike Kitsmiller landed a mere three miles or so away from "The Tribe". Astoundingly, Mr. Kitsmiller made it back. This was a huge inspiration for me, as this showed that if something like this were to occur to us, than we'd know how to get out of this situation.